I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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