i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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