Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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