I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Randomize
