Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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