...so i touched it.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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