Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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