Sponge bath it is.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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