Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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