is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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