I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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