Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
you told grandpa to call you daddy
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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