Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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