I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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