I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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