About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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