i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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