Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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