It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
She has the best kind of daddy issues
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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