Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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