have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
