I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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