talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize