I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
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