Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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