If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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