So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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