I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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