was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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