If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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