haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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