And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Two words: nipple clamps
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