this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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