I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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