That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
false alarm. still invincible.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize