At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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