It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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