Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
he fucked my hip out of place.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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