please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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