Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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