i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
