1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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