Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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