He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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