Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
you will always have a special place in my vag
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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