Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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