he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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