Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
