I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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