I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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