Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
