is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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