I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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